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What this is
You're the conductor. Two pentagonal slot reels are bolted to the tender of a night train — left is the track ahead, right is the train's mood. Pull the lever and the railway does something. Track: straight, switch left, switch right, broken rail, cow. Mood: chill, turbo, brakes, party, sleepy. Twenty-five written outcomes, from "On time. Suspiciously on time." to cow + turbo → AIRBORNE COWS, and broken + sleepy → POLITE DERAIL ("Off the rails, gently. Everyone apologizes to the fence."). SPACE, click, or yank the brass lever to spin. 1–5 switches cameras (tender, poster, close, low, drone). P is poster mode. H hides the chrome. Auto keeps pulling. Reels ease with a motor ramp and a settle wobble, not a stock easeOut. Left lands first so the right one holds the tension. WebAudio ticks, thunks, and a horn. Every mesh, marquee, and cow is boxes and cones at runtime. Three.js. Zero asset downloads.
How it was made
Wanted a slot machine that is also a locomotive. Two pentagonal drums, twenty-five written outcomes, and cow + turbo means the cows leave the ground.
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